NEW RECORD
Not only did I land a 1 yr contract with Mt Olive College...Corey and I, who have absolutely no lives whatsoever....are about to break our "Commie Office Hours" record.
Even though I currently hold the solo record for last year when I pulled the PBL all-nighter, Corey and I hold the record for more than one person.
The current group record is 12:35 and it is currently....according to my cell phone 12:32. According to the computer it is 12:33...correction, 12:34. By the time it would take us to shut the computers down, we would have already broken the record...which we are about to do.
It is now 12:35 and I could sign off now and it would satisfy the record-breaking criteria.
OK...not it's 12:36 and we have officially broken the record. Not that that is something to brag about.
posted by will at
12:37 AM
4 Comments:
Score and a half! We done kicked this pig good.
By
Corey, at 12:38 AM
Why in God's name is staying up late such a big deal to you? Are you in the fifth grade or something? Jesus Christ, get a life!!!
By
Anonymous, at 11:10 PM
I've got it!!! You're retarded, aren't you?
By
Anonymous, at 11:11 PM
Since receiving our own office this semester, we have developed an open-door newsroom culture where people feel welcome. Some even consider "The Vault" a second home.
Furthermore, our dedication to producing a quality Campus Communicator keeps us in the office long after most students have departed. Late-night layout sessions and patient tinkering with PageMaker and Photoshop software have produced some of the most contemporary student newspaper designs this side of the Daily Tar Heel.
Our tendency to occasionally congratulate ourselves for our extreme devotion to quality journalism and use our departure time as a benchmark for creative effort is not inconsistent with operations in a healthy and vibrant professional newsroom.
By
Corey, at 3:18 AM
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