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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Contributors

We have several contributors to this blog...which was created for Commie Staffers. Some write better than others it's true, but hey...it's an "EFFING" BLOG.

We also have some fairly intelligent jackass who prefers to remain anonymous. ...craven bastard.

posted by will at 5:02 PM

12 Comments:

  • Hmm...seems the pot is calling the kettle black. I don't think there's any reason to bring my parents into this. Call me an asshole, a shithead, whatever...but do leave my family out of it.

    BTW: I'm not a fairly intelligent jackass...I'm an extremely intelligent asshole.

    Serious question here: what significance or symbolism (if any) is attached to your "commies" moniker?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:30 PM  

  • To the anonymous douche-bag-

    I apologize for calling you a "bastard,"...you arrogant prick.

    The term "commies" is a slang term coined by Corey to denote staff members of the Campus Communicator...which stems from the first Campus Commie, the April Fools edition. Choad-smoker.

    Was it that hard to figure out, asshole?

    We all still wonder why you prefer to remain unknown, shithead? You apparently know who we are.

    By Blogger will, at 3:19 PM  

  • how nice to see that you have stooped to my level and below...you are so easily agitated. my oh my.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 PM  

  • I just thought I'd try being non-witholding for once. How do you think that went.

    By Blogger will, at 3:19 PM  

  • glad you got it out of your system...didn't bother me, though i must confess my ignorance in not knowing what a choad-smoker is.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:17 PM  

  • Oh, btw, 2 quick points:
    1) I noticed no one challenged my assertion about Natalie Portman being the best part of Closer.

    2) I am not your only anonymous poster. Some of these comments did not come from me. There is an imposter Anonymous out there! Damnit!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:25 PM  

  • How can there be an "impostor anonymous"?

    The whole point of anonymity is concealment of one's identity...so you could theoretically have 157,000 anonymice posting on this blog.

    Hmm, the plural of "anonymous" describes the coy bloggers quite well -- it's a tad mousy to post criticisms that you won't endorse with a signature, isn't it?

    By Blogger Corey, at 11:20 PM  

  • you miss my point, lad, you miss my point. the other anonymous should have the common courtesy to take anonymous1 or anonymousb as a moniker.

    is "mousy" a Freudian slip? it's certainly not a term I would use to describe myself. in fact, it's not a term I would use at all.

    and no one has told me what a choad smoker is. I am keen to know.

    oh yeah, do you like my new name? thought of it myself. yea!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:29 AM  

  • Referring to the definition of a "choad-smoker":

    Since you proclaim to be an "extremely intelligent asshole", I figured you would have decided to look it up.

    By Blogger will, at 3:02 PM  

  • I did look it up...and there was a picture of you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:06 AM  

  • Good one. Think of that all by yourself did you.

    By Blogger will, at 2:53 PM  

  • uh, yeah. you can use that line if you want to.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:12 PM  

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