Update from PBLer Commies in Fla-la-land

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. -- Eric plays far too damn much PlayStation II.

"We miss the female race," he said today. "There's a lot of fine-looking girls who are smart."

"I wish Crystal was here," he added, which elicited some communal chuckles.

Put four guys in a deluxe hotel room with more caffeine than common sense between them, and you're certain to have some interesting conversations. (We're here for Phi Beta Lambda's National Leadership Conference.)

Chris Carrabba from Dashboard Confessional is crooning about defrosters. And if I hear one more thing about stupid PlayStation, I just may ralph.